😩When Your Ex Moves On Before You Finish Crying

 🔥 “When Your Ex Moves On Before You Finish Crying”

💔 1. The Breakup Timeline vs. Their Moving-On Timeline

→ You: Still crying over their last ‘good morning’ text.

→ Them: Already posting couple pics with their new “soulmate.” 😂

Let’s be real—it’s almost like they pre-ordered their next relationship and you were the first one ..

🍦 2. The Stages of Heartbreak (According to Me)

Stage 1: Sad songs and ice cream overdose. 🎶🍨

Stage 2: Rewatching your old chats like it’s a Netflix drama show.

Stage 3: Stalking their social media, only to see them thriving. 😭

Stage 4: Wondering if they were ever actually sad because you are definitely in remorse..

Stage 5: You’re still crying. They’re on a romantic weekend getaway. 🙃 And unfortunately ,you are checking out your pics of the last date and the momos...

📱 3. When You ‘Accidentally’ Check Their Story

You tell yourself,

“I’m totally over them." And then realise you are just giving them unnecessary attention.

Then you casually open Instagram… and then boom- bam 💥—there they are, holding hands with someone new creature.

Now you are , constantly:-

→ Zooming in on their new partner's face. 🔍

→Judging their fashion sense.👗

→ Telling yourself, "I'm way cuter than them." 😤

😂 4. Your Friends’ Advice vs. What You Actually Do.

Friends: “Just block them and move on! Dude....

You: “Yeah, totally.” and the next movement→ start to check their profile every hour.

Friends: “Stop stalking them.” you dumb...

You: Already stalking them with fake profile. 🕵️‍♀️


My advice :- listen to your friends 💀

🔥5.The Glow-Up Phase (AKA: The ‘I’ll Show You’ Stage)

The Glow-Up Phase begins.....

After you’re done crying, you focus on improving yourself:

→ You work out twice a day, getting super fit. 🏋️‍♀️

→ You post hot pictures with captions like “Living my best life 😌” (but it’s really for your ex to see 👀).

→ You ‘accidentally’ like their story 😂 (but totally on purpose).

Because nothing feels better than making them regret losing you. 💥🔥😎

💫 6. The Grand Realisation: You’re Better Off;

Eventually, you realise:

They moved on quickly because they were never really in love with you 😩

You, however, took time to heal, learn, and grow. 🌿

And now, instead of crying over them, you’re busy living your best life—eating ice cream just for fun, not heartbreak. 🍦💃 

😂 Conclusion: Let Them Go, Let Yourself Glow

At the end of the day, it’s okay if they moved on before you did.

Because while they were rushing into another relationship, you were leveling up. 💥

And who knows? The next time they stalk your profile, they might just think,

“Damn… I messed up.” 😉✨




💫All THE BEST GUYS , HOPE YOU FIND A GOOD PARTNER NEXT TIME 😂 (just kidding never mind-( you are great the way you are).....






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