10 Signs You’re in a One-Sided Relationship With Your Crush (In Your Head)
10 Signs You’re in a One-Sided Relationship With Your Crush (In Your Head)
Crushing on someone who barely knows you exist is basically like dating… but without their consent. π
If you’re guilty of at least 7/10 of these signs, congrats—you’re in a solo love story:
1. π You know their schedule better than yours.
You forget your own class timings, but somehow always “coincidentally” bump into them near the library.
2. π You’ve memorized their Instagram bio.
Not because you stalk them. You just check it every day for updates. (You know, for research purposes.)
3. π One accidental glance = destiny.
They accidentally look your way, and you’re like,
“Wow, we just had a moment.” π«
4. π Your friends know them as “The One.
You talk about them so much that your entire friend group knows their timetable too.
5. π€¦♀️ You’ve turned into their personal paparazzi.
You notice every haircut, outfit change, and mood swing—even when they don’t.
6. π₯ You create fake scenarios.
In your head, you’ve already had four coffee dates, two slow dances, and one dramatic meet-up
7. π Every accidental glance feels like a proposal.
They look your way once, and suddenly you’re picking wedding outfits.
8. πΆ♀️ You slow down when they walk by.
Just in case they notice you. (Spoiler: they don’t.)
9. π΅ You have a playlist that screams “His name.”
Somehow, every song ever written reminds you of them—even the breakup ones.
10. π You’ve imagined your future together.
In your head, you’ve already introduced them to your family. (Never mind :-that you still haven’t introduced yourself to them.)
π« Conclusion: The Art of Loving From a Distance
Being in a one-sided relationship with your crush is basically like starring in a romantic movie where only you know the plot.
You’ve planned your future, created your love story, and even picked out baby names—
Meanwhile, they’re just wondering what to have for lunch. π
But honestly? That’s the beauty of it.
Because even if they never notice you,
The butterflies, the excitement, and the daydreams were still very real.
And sometimes, a harmless, imaginary romance
Is exactly what makes college life so much fun. π✨
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